So here how the story goes, so theres 2 homies Tyrone, and Davonte best friends since they were kids. But after high school Devonte finally came out the closet = he is a fag, and Tyrone was deeply in love he had a girlfriend (Lisa) with the biggest booty that would make a crackhead dougie when she walk by. So Devonte had moved in with Tyrone and Lisa Because he had got kicked out at 1st Tyrone had a problem with it cause of his girl then he thought nevermind Devonte got to much sugar in his tank he wouldn't dare touch my girl when i'm gone at work (Tyrone worked graveyard shift because his a**hole boss changed his schedule).
So one day Devonte wakes up in the middle of night because hes thirsty and hears some moaning noise so he thinks to him self "i thought Tyrone was at work i guess not" and lets it go. So he gets something to drink and on his way back he notices the moans even louder and thought to himself "i've know Tyrone all my life his voice don't sound like that let me text this n*gga" so he texts his boy Tyrone to see if he's at work
DEVONTE: Aye N*gga
TYRONE : Is everthing alright ? you never texts me at this time when i'm at work
(so Devonte realizes Lisa is cheating on this n*gga, but decides to play it cool cause if drama goes on and Lisa and Tyrone split he'd have no wear to go)
so Devonte decides to knock on the door
(Knocks)
*Crickets* (and moaning stops)
so Devonte waves his arm talking about "oh so they think I am playing huh. so Devonte decides to bust in the door and see's a midget with his jeans to his ankles trying to pull his pants up and hop out the window so Lisa looks at Devonte
LISA : Devonte its not what you think please don't tell Tyrone he would kill me
DEVONTE : uhm huhhh that has been my boy forever this is some bullsh*t
LISA : Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I'd do anything, and I mean anything
DEVONTE: Anything ??
LISA : Anything....
(Devonte thinks to himself man I haven"t had p*ssy since I came out the closet that a** is kind of fat)
(Lisa hops out the covers in her lingerie turns around and bends over)
DEVONTE : DAMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!! that a** is to fat
(Devonte harlem shakes as he gets horny)
so they do the nasty or whatever
so a few weeks past and Lisa ends up pregnant and Tyrone is very excited for his first child he's been wanting forever
so the baby finally born and Tyrone notices the baby looks nothing like him and gets suspect and immediately thinks of that night when Devonte texted him late Devonte Notices it to so Devonte decides he is going to confess cause of he felt guilty
DEVONTE : I got something to confess you remember that time I texted you late ?
TYRONE : Yea
DEVONTE: Well me and Lisa had an affair
TYRONE : What ???..man nevermind mad I'm going to let god handle this
(Tyrone puts his head down..then says god tells me to whoop yo a**...so Tyrone f**ks Devonte up:
TYRONE : I Want to take a test make sure and see who's baby this is I ain't going to support a baby that ain't mind..I'm going to call Maury
(weeks past they get on the Maury show)
MAURY : The results are in!!!!!!
(Lisa falls to the ground crying in guilt,While Tyrone has his head down)
MAURY : Devonte you are not the FATHER!!!
(Devonte gets up jumping with his gay a**, wiggling his booty and taunting to the crowd "uhm hmm uhmm hmm what i tell yall)
(Lisa tears stop and Tyrone gets up smiling fist pumping give me the results maury)
MAURY : So Tyrone if you are the father of this baby are you going to take full responsibility and try work things out with Lisa for the babies sake ?
TYRONE : Yes, I am so give me the results
(Lisa smiles and hold Tyrone tight rubbing his back
MAURY : The results are in..TYRONE YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!!!!
(Tyrone pushes Lisa off him as she falls to the floor in slow motion and his her head on the chair)
(Everyone is in shock and Tyrone ends the relationship)
So now Tyrone is packing his stuff ready to move out and his boss shows up at his house to help out
(Devonte notices him and drops his jaw)
Tyrones boss was the midget he caught f**king Lisa
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