How To Slap a B*tch

EVERY ONE WANTS TO KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS THIS IS THE BLOG THA SHUD HELP U

I CAME ACROSS A QUESTION IN A BLOG ABOUT A ABUSIVE GIRLFRIEND SO READ THE QUESTION ND MY ANSWER ON HOW TO SLAP A BITCH

HIS QUESTION:
Me and my girlfriend had a huge argument and she hit me. I dont mean like a slap a full on attack. I dont know what to do i really love her, im walking round with bruises all over my body. This isnt the first time she has lashed out at me what am i doing so wrong?

MY ANSWER:

(Literally rolling on the floor laughin lookn like a crackhead who hit a pipe nd leg gave out) lmao..i kno u did not really jus ask that question ? Lol..all man nd she got u with bruises ? Ahahahaahaha.. Ok.. Lol funny times over.. But imma give u some advice with how to handle this so u can prevent this from happening..i know how to handle abusive relationships..nd its not what ur doing wrong its what u need 2 do right..well maybe u are doin something wrong wit bruises from yo bitch lol.imma give u a few steps on how to perfectly SLAP THE SHIT out her..which will
Make her think twice about harming u again..
10 S T E P S to SLAP BITCH
1. Ask yourself if ur mentally capable of doing this..ask yourself if are u really tired of this ?
2. Pre Meditate it..and plan it out..(WATCH INSTRUCTION VIDEO BELOW) IF UR DONT KNOW HOW TO SLAP
3. Once u have it all planned out go in the bathroom nd listen 2 bone crusher – neva scared nd look in the mirror for about 30-45 minutes..nd tell yoself..i aint a bitch no more imma fuck her up..(repeat continuesly) while wigglin yo fingers
4. Then when your ready text her a grip of smiley faces be nice u gotta get her smiling all day
5. Finally invite her over tell her u got a suprise for her
6. When she arrives tell her baby i love u i have a suprise for u..then place a blindfold over her eyes.
7. Tell her pick a hand left or right (while shes thinkn which hand cock yo strong arm back far as possible nd have good balance under ur feet for levreg for a higher IMPACT)
8. Then when she finally guesses dont say nothing jus stay quiet nd think about all them times she hurt u to get ur adrenaline up
9. She gone be waitin like “left hand baby..
Ugh stop playin jus tell me already” then shell prolly smile
10. Then soon as u see that smile u SLAP THE LIVING HELL OUT THAT BITCH and wit ur legs balanced the force shud knock sum spit out her mouth nd she shud drop instantly and hit the deck wit force..

Then i gaurantee that will stop her from touching u a give..thatl turn her into a angel aka the best gf a man can ask for ..


Quick tips :
Please make sure u focus on her face cuhz u dont want 2 SWING AND MISS..u can blow ya back out or sum10

Remmember balance is they key the best stance is like u throwing a football

Lickn ur hand or having baby powder can be added(optional)

But again make sure u dont SWING AND MISS