How To Successfully Get Away From A Stanky P*ssy

P*ssy ? What is a p*ssy ? The p*ssy is the passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals. P*ssy feels good at times and mostly over ate by african americans my uncle told me its like a black mans watermelon "if it ain't juicy then don't put ya d*ck in the coochie" and lesson learned some people say p*ssy rules the world some say p*ssy is just another thing in the world :) but enough of that the question of the day is "What Do You Do When The P*ssy Stank" ? Ohh man.. This is a very very difficult task very challenge this task is not meant for everyone "Athletic people only" cause i know thats the worst feeling you pull them panties off ready to beat the dust off that p*ssy and a stinch of a fishy smell hit yo nose ? Your liable to pass out in 0.3 to 2 seconds..you'll definently lose your balance and wobble to the floor a little. But here my tutorial on how

How To Get Away From A Stanky P*ssy
Difficulty : VERY VERY HARD

1. This this the most important step before any sexual actions go on make sure you have at least 2 exit's "window" and "open path to the door"

2. This a important step also make sure you have the song "Dont start no sh*t won't be no sh*t" by lil jon somewhere on the playlist so once you get away she'll be in her room plotting to k*ll yo a** until that song come on and itl remind that hoe "Don't start no sh*t wont be no sh*t"

3. Before you plug it u got to rub it so basically rub the p*ssy get it wet..and smell your finger this is a difficult task you have to be very sneaky try the no look sniff yo finger cause you dont want to get caught. this doesn't work 100% all the time

4. When your kissing down her neck and licking down her tummy and she try's to resist at first when you try to take the pants off she prolly knows her sh*t stank, thats a 1st sign to get yo ass out if this step doesn't help go to the next

5. Your prolly @ the point where her pants is off this the main step this is it..oh and i forgot to tell you never take your clothes or shoes off until the p*ssy is clear to and is smelling right. But once the panties is off the smell will definently hit you.

6. Once that p*ssy stinch hit you, you might "harlem shake" by force when that happens grab the near pillow target the hoes head close yo eyes and swing as hard as you could plz plz plz plzzzzzz do not miss or your screwed if you miss your punishment is to eat that p*ssy

7. Once your target is down look left, then look right make sure the coast is clear once it is head for the nearest door or window i recommend the window

8. When you jump out the window please don't take your time like how white people do in scary movies when getting chased by a killer n*gga just jump yo a** out the window so it look like you got tossed out like jazzy jeff on fresh prince

9. RUN , RUN , RUN once you out the house n*gga run like you got caught on "how to catch a predator" and you trying to get away from the cops.

10. Last but not least...pat yo self on the back and fist pump while playing kanye west "you can't tell me nothing" cause you did it you got away from a stank p*ssy.

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