How To Steal A Honey Bun

A honey bun? Yes a honey bun what is a honey bun? A form of a "cake" made out of sweet dough , cinnamon and melted glaze thatl drip off da bun hit da floor and splash into a crackheads mouth. A honey bun is ....

manufactured by many companies "little debbie, Betty Crockers, ect" and more a honey bun is containes 30g of fat, 66g of carbs, and 5g of protein 34 of 66g of the carbs are sugar which will make a fat muthaf*cca harlem shake n drop 2 the flo wit it just for a bite..u aint fucking with my dougie ? No more like u aint fucking with my honey bun ..now that i got all u fat muthaf*ccas mouth watery ima teach u how to steal 1 from any liquor store or 7/11

On the way to the store i suggest you nod your head with authority bumping tupac "ambitions as a rider" on repeat and MEAN MUG ALL PEDESTRIANS cause you need to build a lil confidence

This is very dangerous especially if your over 18 if you get caught shoplifting and get locked up what you gone do when n*ggas find out you in there for a stolen honey bun O_o (if you do happen to get caught hop out the police car and crip walk into a train) K*LLYOSELF

Honey buns are not that big and not that small sorta like a tweener "in between" and makes alot of noise so i suggest if your skinny wear some baggy jeans n 2 or 3x hoody or shirt plz be very groomed you dont wanna look suspicious and all you need is 1 spotter you dont need alot of people to attract attention

Honey buns are usually located in the front of the store (so fat people wont have 2 walk so far 2 grab it) so b4 proceeding look both ways like u crossing the street *look left, look right* when the coast is clear have ur spotter distract the cashier

The process has to go down fast no longer than 2 seconds if u ever seen a drug deal thats how fast the honey bun has to be inserted in yo pants please DON'T be a clumsy muthaf*cca and drop the honey bun cause youll break yo got damn neck ! Yo adrenaline is up so wen it hit da flo ull reach down like a crackhead pickin crack that fell out his pocket and possibly bump yo head on the isle and pass out

But thats how easy/hard it is to steal a honey bun now i have some trouble shooting tips if things go wrong

1.If you hear the cashier say "Hey" run and if you drop the honey bun plz dont try pick it up i dont wanna see you on the news *BREAKING NEWS* "BLACK MALE CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING HE WOULD OF GOT A WAY UNTIL HE DROPPED THE HONEY BUN AND TRIED TO GO BACK AND GET IT

2.If you see a nigga storm out the back of the store coming out the freezer BOOK IT!!! drop the honey bun run!!! He undercover

3.If you see yo spotter run you run !!! (Thats a nigga fact) if u aint know

4.If you see a old white lady look @ you like " O_O" like she just seen a ghost RUN!!! She gone snitch

5. Think smarter not harder