(This will be needed for any people you come across with bad breath but don't disrespect your elders)
Hello! Single ladies make some noise.
Audience: Wooah!
That's right, that's right. I ain't single I just don't have a man. But nah it's cool, it's cool. Cause my friends are like don't worry Milan (imaginary person), go clubbing, go find a decent man in a club. I can't take it I hate going clubbing now alright! I can't do it people. Ladies listen to me, have you ever been in a club right and you are doing your thing and you are dancing, everything is nice, the music is great and all of a sudden you just get depressed. Cause ugly guys always wanna chat to you right and there is always a hhuugly one and they wanna chat to you with their hhuugly conversations. Right with a hot breath. Breaths like those wanna make you brush your own teeth.
You know what I mean, out of all the people in the club; you had to talk to me innit right. Wow if you look like that and you think you can chat to me, how the hell must I look?
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